profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

i thought school was preparing us to withstand hours of sitting at a desk doing shitty work with an asshole boss for our future lives at miserable jobs

(via azulea)

averypottermormon:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

dustedmorphagus:

A little bit of Sherlock in my life, 

A little bit of Doctor Who by my side. 

A little bit of Supernatural is all I need, 

A little bit of Avengers is what I see. 

A little bit of Lord of The Rings in the sun, 

A little bit of Merlin all night long. 

A little bit of Harry Potter here I am, 

A little bit of tumblr makes me your man! 

I may be reblogging this for the rest of forever

this is the best and no one can say otherwise

(via sunsetstories17)

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

(via allgoodmenfallfromthesky)

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

well, as long as it isn’t spiked, does it really matter?

(Source: idiotshitbaby, via allgoodmenfallfromthesky)

kagarishuusei:

by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body

(Source: kagamisbooty, via allgoodmenfallfromthesky)