school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
i thought school was preparing us to withstand hours of sitting at a desk doing shitty work with an asshole boss for our future lives at miserable jobs
I would love to see Bride Mundo in LoL. He’d be throwing bouquets at people and it would explode into petals and shit. Omg, that would be so awesome. I’d go back to playing Mundo too.
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
well, as long as it isn’t spiked, does it really matter?
(Source: idiotshitbaby, via allgoodmenfallfromthesky)